The Wrong SmileAuthor: a_silver_storyChapter:
U | G | All AudiencesWarnings:
Ianto Jones, Captain Jack Harkness and the Doctor all belong to the BBC, who I have decided deserve the money I paid for my license fee this quarter. But only this quarter.Summary:
Ianto Jones is alive again. He's not sure how he is just yet, but he's hoping the Doctor might be able to get him some answers. Hacking into O2 phone records, he retrieves the last dialled numbers of Martha Jones - and finds the Doctor. The Doctor agrees to take him off-planet to a bar in Mos Eisley, Tatooine, to find his Captain Jack Harkness ....
"Ianto! Ianto? Ianto ..."
Ianto drew back his hand and slapped the Captain as hard as he could. "That
was for the way you treated me in 'The Undertaker's Gift'!" he yelled.
Jack had the gall to look shocked, so Ianto slapped him again, harder.
was for 'Children of Earth'!"
The Captain staggered slightly, his glass falling to the floor and only just regaining equilibrium as Ianto's hand collided with his face again.
"THAT was for me!
... and this ... this
...!" Ianto growled. ".. is because I know it turns you on!"
Ianto slapped him a final time.
[INSERT PUBLIC MAN SHAGGINZ AND VOYEUR!TEN HERE]THE [GOOD!STICKY] END
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... terribly sorry ... I just had a random idea and kholran made me roll with it.