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The Wrong Smile by a_silver_story 
12th-May-2010 04:02 am
Title: The Wrong Smile
Author: a_silver_story
Chapter: One Shot
Rating: U | G | All Audiences
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Ianto Jones, Captain Jack Harkness and the Doctor all belong to the BBC, who I have decided deserve the money I paid for my license fee this quarter. But only this quarter.

Summary: Ianto Jones is alive again. He's not sure how he is just yet, but he's hoping the Doctor might be able to get him some answers. Hacking into O2 phone records, he retrieves the last dialled numbers of Martha Jones - and finds the Doctor. The Doctor agrees to take him off-planet to a bar in Mos Eisley, Tatooine, to find his Captain Jack Harkness ....

"Hi, Jack."

"Ianto! Ianto? Ianto ..."

Ianto drew back his hand and slapped the Captain as hard as he could. "That was for the way you treated me in 'The Undertaker's Gift'!" he yelled.

Jack had the gall to look shocked, so Ianto slapped him again, harder.

"That was for 'Children of Earth'!"

The Captain staggered slightly, his glass falling to the floor and only just regaining equilibrium as Ianto's hand collided with his face again.

"THAT was for me! ... and this ... this ...!" Ianto growled. ".. is because I know it turns you on!"

Ianto slapped him a final time.



Yes ... another masterpiece brought to you by Silver!

... terribly sorry ... I just had a random idea and kholran made me roll with it.

12th-May-2010 03:07 am (UTC)
Many LOLs! That was excellent.
12th-May-2010 03:17 am (UTC)
You win the internets. All of them.
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12th-May-2010 03:33 am (UTC)

Nahhh - he just had erotic dreams about Gwen naked in his bedroom, Gwen naked in his bed and turning into a demon, Gwen snogging other aliens while tossing her hair and glancing over at him as she shoved her tongue down said alien's throat - and then he looks left and sees Ianto's dead body and isn't overly concerned.

And every two minutes he thinks about something Gwen Cooper did, or something Gwen Cooper made him feel, or something his wished he'd done to make Gwen Cooper's life better.

(very rarely does anyone think of Gwen Cooper as just 'Gwen', and it gets annoying after a while)
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12th-May-2010 03:42 am (UTC)


(Just got back from fanfiction.net, and I think it killed my brain. This wonderful crack did nothing to help, though.)
12th-May-2010 03:45 am (UTC)
I have some fluff in the pipeline and a chapter of AL nearly finished with smut and fluff in it - will that help?

What's going down on ff.net??
12th-May-2010 03:44 am (UTC)
LOL You go, Ianto!

As much as I love Jack, there have been a few times I wanted to slap him.

*snickers* Oh, I would love to see Jack and Ianto on Mos Eisley!
12th-May-2010 03:44 am (UTC)
Am I the only one who liked the Undertaker's Gift?
12th-May-2010 03:50 am (UTC)
I found the Jack written in it a total arsehole, to be honest.

I thought it was wonderfully creepy, and the whole idea of what the Undertaker's Gift actually was was chilling, but the way Jack was written and how in this book he has a complete obsession with Gwen, while dismissing Ianto like you would a waiter at a table, just didn't sit right.

Yes, Jack has a thing for Gwen, but ... when he does weapons training, all he can smell is Gwen's perfume? Really? He didn't even seem that bothered when he discovered that Ianto was being eaten alive.

Gwen had some weird agenda to prove to Jack that she didn't need him and she could do anything and everything by herself with absolutely no assistance, and Ianto just sort of ... hung around.

The plot is the strength of the book, but it's brought down by bad characterisations. Ironically, Baxendale's other Torchwood novel is really rather good :S
12th-May-2010 03:52 am (UTC)
Hahahahahha! Brilliant!
12th-May-2010 04:36 am (UTC)
The Undertaker's Gift ref, I know it turns you on, Tatooine.
My first born. You can has. (well once I has too, but still...)
12th-May-2010 04:40 am (UTC)
hehehehehehehehehe! Good one, Silver!
12th-May-2010 05:28 am (UTC)

the end of the summary made me giggle... a lot...
12th-May-2010 07:28 am (UTC)
Well the awesomeness of that was definitely worth being late! :D
12th-May-2010 10:34 am (UTC)
Hahaha!!!! Perfect!!!!!!!!!
12th-May-2010 12:27 pm (UTC)
I want a kinky sequel of this one *poke you*
It can't be ONLY me that wants it!!!

Edited at 2010-05-12 12:28 pm (UTC)
13th-May-2010 03:40 am (UTC)

I must be warped, I loved all that slapping way too much.

Bet Ianto in that mood could have made good use of my ever handy cane...but slaps are a win for the drama & shock factor!
13th-May-2010 11:20 am (UTC)
Lololololololol. I will say no more except SO FRICKING TRUE!
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